We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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