Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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