morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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