Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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