just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I lost the right to judge tonight
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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