Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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