I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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