If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I understand Curling. That high.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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