Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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