the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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