how can u be prego again
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I've blown a few things in my day
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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