I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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