You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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