Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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