Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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