Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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