Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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