I feel like abortions should bother me more
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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