Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
