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(703): View more from Virginia

While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.

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(219): View more from Indiana

By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone

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(503): View more from Oregon

I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them

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(740): View more from Ohio

I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.

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(845): View more from New York

They were actually really boring considering how we met them.

(1-845): View more from New York

howd you meet them?

(845): View more from New York

They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.

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(563): View more from Iowa

Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...

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(406): View more from Montana

I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.

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(971): View more from Oregon

Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.

(503): View more from Oregon

Preach sister.

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