fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment