Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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