can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
