Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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