Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
you inspire me to be a worse person
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It's blow job season.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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