I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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