My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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