tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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