um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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