no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.