Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging

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(352): View more from Florida

Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes

(1-352): View more from Florida

I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.

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(518): View more from New York

Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally

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(573): View more from Missouri

You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.

(816): View more from Missouri

Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.

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(619): View more from California

I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit

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(775): View more from Nevada

I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool

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(618): View more from Illinois

all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse

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