Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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