Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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