He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
She even gives head with a lisp.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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