I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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