If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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