I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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