love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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