1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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