in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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