I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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