it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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