did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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