Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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