is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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