There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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