Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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