His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
My pussy is not your playground.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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