they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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