omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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