You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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