so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
When are your genitals available?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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