Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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