Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
You don't make any sense
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