That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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