so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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