So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
why do cheetos always look like penises
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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