The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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