went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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