Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
she told me i tasted like america
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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